No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”
Message me a body part
- Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
- Skin: Do you tan easily?
- Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
- Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
- Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
- Tongue: What was in your last meal?
- Windpipe: Do you sing?
- Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
- Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
- Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
- Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
- Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
- Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
- Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
- Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
- Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
- Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
- Back: Are you a virgin?
- Hips: Do you like to dance?
- Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
- Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
- Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
- Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
- Toes: Do you like country music?


What little hasn’t thought of doing this? But we all know that once Daddy gets free, we’re in a world of trouble.
*Giggles* But wouldn’t it be worth it?
YES
(via maidenmacabre)

id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip
(via arcticfox48)
hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles
(via arcticfox48)
I’ve been married to my wonderful English husband for a full year as of today <3 one amazing year!
- person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
- me: are you implying that i am satan
- person: no, i--
- me: because you're right i am





