lolsofunny:

truthandglory:

No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”

(lol here!)

romy7:

Sex in Video Games [Ω]

(via maidenmacabre)

Message me a body part

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
  • Toes: Do you like country music?
llamammama:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

undercover cat

Ok, my work here is done!

llamammama:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

undercover cat

Ok, my work here is done!

(via interfectordeorum)

codomy:

I wanted to sex him so bad when I was 10.

codomy:

I wanted to sex him so bad when I was 10.

(via interfectordeorum)

explicitideas:

rape—princess:

secondstar-little:

perfect-little-pet:

What little hasn’t thought of doing this? But we all know that once Daddy gets free, we’re in a world of trouble.

*Giggles* But wouldn’t it be worth it?

YES

explicitideas:

rape—princess:

secondstar-little:

perfect-little-pet:

What little hasn’t thought of doing this? But we all know that once Daddy gets free, we’re in a world of trouble.

*Giggles* But wouldn’t it be worth it?

YES

(via maidenmacabre)

tiny-yeast-farts:

id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip

tiny-yeast-farts:

id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip

(via arcticfox48)

biteythevillain:

hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles

(via arcticfox48)

I’ve been married to my wonderful English husband for a full year as of today <3 one amazing year!

  • person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
  • me: are you implying that i am satan
  • person: no, i--
  • me: because you're right i am